"FUUUUUCCCKKK"

me as I continue to screw myself over

(Source: bible-jpg, via scumdeath)

whorville:

Say no to kids, drugs

(via burgerkid)

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

blainekatzman:

im really mad at how accurate this is

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

(Source: meme-meme, via feb-23-2013)

Timestamp: 1413681965

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

blainekatzman:

im really mad at how accurate this is

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

(Source: meme-meme, via feb-23-2013)

shut-up-devon:

ginnymydear:

DUUUUUUDE

This started off so heartbreaking but ended so well.

(Source: steampunkart, via allhype-noheart)

Timestamp: 1413675498

shut-up-devon:

ginnymydear:

DUUUUUUDE

This started off so heartbreaking but ended so well.

(Source: steampunkart, via allhype-noheart)

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

fuckyeahvintage-retro:

Blouse Collars, 1940s-50s - By Charlotte Dymock.

there was a lot of bullshit in the forties and fifties but the style was not part of it

(via til-theendofthe-line)

Timestamp: 1413675479

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

fuckyeahvintage-retro:

Blouse Collars, 1940s-50s - By Charlotte Dymock.

there was a lot of bullshit in the forties and fifties but the style was not part of it

(via til-theendofthe-line)

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via baffleofthemind)

bigeyesandstarrynights:

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

(Source: best-of-memes, via oohnewkidneys)

Timestamp: 1413665874

bigeyesandstarrynights:

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

(Source: best-of-memes, via oohnewkidneys)

smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

(Source: beeishappy, via ohmymen19)

Timestamp: 1413621786

smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

(Source: beeishappy, via ohmymen19)

So my professor was asking questions.

  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.