I need more Liam and ” What do you mean Lydia and Stiles arent dating” fics in my life.

indiepopsicle:

breelandwalker:

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!

(Source: excepttheeyes, via godbless-st-cyr)

Timestamp: 1411018537

indiepopsicle:

breelandwalker:

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!

(Source: excepttheeyes, via godbless-st-cyr)

grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

(Source: lesbolution, via literallyrad)

celestialcow:

the look on Derek Hale’s face when Scott McCall says the Argent family is a lot nicer than he is

#this hurts for so very many reasons #because derek knows how nice and seductive the argent family can be #knows the shape of kate’s smile against his and the feel of her hands on him #and he’s run arguments through his head on ways to tell his parents about kate and how fantastic she is and how much he loves her #but he never voices them because he probably thinks his family doesn’t approve and they don’t get it because kate is great ok but they’ll ju #just* get caught up in the fact that she’s a hunter and sure there’s a truce but a caged lion is still dangerous #but then kate burns down his house with his whole family inside #so derek knows #he KNOWS how nice the argents can be #and he’s trying to help scott here trying to tell him that they’re not to be trusted #that trusting an argent can mean the death of almost everyone you’ve ever cared about #but scott is angry and stubborn (and derek knows that if someone said that to him about kate back then he’d never believe it) #and tells him that the argent family is a lot nicer than DEREK is #and derek’s torn between shock and hurt and laughter #because it’s funny to him #it’s hilarious #yes the argents are nice #kate was very nice until she burned his family to the ground #so yeah derek might be surly and mean and grumpy #but he knows that he will also do everything in his power to keep scott alive - which is not something he can say about the argents (via winterinthetardis)

(Source: ashesandhalefire, via paranormalwings)

Timestamp: 1411002797

celestialcow:

the look on Derek Hale’s face when Scott McCall says the Argent family is a lot nicer than he is

#this hurts for so very many reasons #because derek knows how nice and seductive the argent family can be #knows the shape of kate’s smile against his and the feel of her hands on him #and he’s run arguments through his head on ways to tell his parents about kate and how fantastic she is and how much he loves her #but he never voices them because he probably thinks his family doesn’t approve and they don’t get it because kate is great ok but they’ll ju #just* get caught up in the fact that she’s a hunter and sure there’s a truce but a caged lion is still dangerous #but then kate burns down his house with his whole family inside #so derek knows #he KNOWS how nice the argents can be #and he’s trying to help scott here trying to tell him that they’re not to be trusted #that trusting an argent can mean the death of almost everyone you’ve ever cared about #but scott is angry and stubborn (and derek knows that if someone said that to him about kate back then he’d never believe it) #and tells him that the argent family is a lot nicer than DEREK is #and derek’s torn between shock and hurt and laughter #because it’s funny to him #it’s hilarious #yes the argents are nice #kate was very nice until she burned his family to the ground #so yeah derek might be surly and mean and grumpy #but he knows that he will also do everything in his power to keep scott alive - which is not something he can say about the argents (via winterinthetardis)

(Source: ashesandhalefire, via paranormalwings)

Anonymous:
im craving percabeth!!!

ananbeth:

ah well i may as well make it a full group

  • i love the height thing with these two because we saw them go through puberty so annabeth shot up while percy took a little longer
  • now i think he’s a couple of inches taller than she is
  • and he’s so fucking smug about it until she wears heels and he’s like nooo that’s cheating stopit
  • (she doesn’t care)
  • he’s so goddamn lazy about getting his hair cut and annabeth has to put reminders on the fridge and the bathroom mirror and ends up dragging him to the barbers herself because otherwise the moron would just never get it cut
  • she steals his sweaters and looks adorable in them
  • idk i think one of my favourite things about these two is just how in sync they are. so when they’re fighting, they just know each other’s next moves and work so well together
  • i like to think this transfers into regular life
  • like cleaning the house or the bedtime routine or putting groceries away or changing nappies etc etc
  • percy’s mentioned that he hates sleeping during the day and this made me think of what they do on those lazy sundays where you have absolutely nothing to do
  • they play lava floor in their apartment
  • and make up really extravagant games which involve bonus points and possibly alcohol
  • they teach it to the rest of the seven but the others are usually pretty lost
  • morning cuddles happen regularly
  • followed by morning sex
  • they go back to CHB at least for a while after the war (THEY SURVIVE SHUT UP)
  • they still do chores together
  • when i was reading SoM recently, there’s a bit where annabeth sits on percy’s table and everybody is horrified like they’re snogging in a period drama
  • anyway, i had this headcanon that annabeth did that a couple of times after they started dating and percy was all blishing and like annabeth, if you don’t leave now i think mr D will turn you into a grapevine
  • but she’s a rule breaker so
  • speaking of, they break the no two campers alone in a cabin rule a lot
  • heh

pardonmewhileipanic:

mordicaifeed:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

(Source: shewolfofengland, via abigailangst)

Timestamp: 1410995439

pardonmewhileipanic:

mordicaifeed:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

(Source: shewolfofengland, via abigailangst)

vegayta:

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

(Source: helmofhades, via paranormalwings)

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

(via paranormalwings)

doctorscienceknowsfandom:

pterawaters:

softlycanthropy:

derek hale + menacing sports equipment to intimidate teenage boys

new headcanon that peter used to do this to derek all the time, and derek hated it. now it’s the only way he can think of to make a teenage boy mad…

HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

(via teenfreakinwolf)

Timestamp: 1410994641

doctorscienceknowsfandom:

pterawaters:

softlycanthropy:

derek hale + menacing sports equipment to intimidate teenage boys

new headcanon that peter used to do this to derek all the time, and derek hated it. now it’s the only way he can think of to make a teenage boy mad…

HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

(via teenfreakinwolf)

aydol:

prodigalpen:

RIP Mike Brown. His momma said she didn’t want anymore pics of him laying dead on the street so she shared pics of him as she knew him. This is one…

And I swear if it’s the last thing I do on this bloody website we are gunna make sure this doesn’t get forgotten. If we can’t get justice we’ll get change. The event in ferguson show that things have to fucking change

(via paranormalwings)

Timestamp: 1410994389

aydol:

prodigalpen:

RIP Mike Brown. His momma said she didn’t want anymore pics of him laying dead on the street so she shared pics of him as she knew him. This is one…

And I swear if it’s the last thing I do on this bloody website we are gunna make sure this doesn’t get forgotten. If we can’t get justice we’ll get change. The event in ferguson show that things have to fucking change

(via paranormalwings)